Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Treatise on The War on Separation

Hello, everyone. It certainly has been a long time since we here at Phalanx have managed to spend some time on our humble loudspeaker to the world, but I am pleased to announce that I will undertake a well-intentioned endeavor to begin contributing some thoughts on a regular basis.

For anybody who cares, here's a quick update of the main authors of Phalanx and what we've been doing with our time:

Jason received his commission from the United States Navy and was stationed at the naval base in Norfolk, Virginia. He is currently underway on deployment to the Persian Gulf where his battlegroup is conducting air operations. Obviously (since he's in a combat zone), the details of his exact location and activities are not for mass consumption, and there's a good chance that I've said too much already. I'm going to have to check my closet for government operatives before I go to bed.

417Fan is currently pursuing a very prestigious education and has moved out of state to do so. Also he got married. Those items are not listed in the order of their significance or importance.

Open_Skies is working full time in corporate America and is biding his time until he can start his own business. In the meantime, he lives in a house with two Kenyans, and the experience has been quite eye-opening.

Anyway, I would like to get started on the topic of my post, and that is the idea of separation. I don't mean separation in the sense that a married couple is spending time apart, or that the border collie has gathered all the sheep on one half of the pasture and all the goats on the other half. No, the concept under review this evening is the separation that exists in the realm of the mind - the separation of ideas, if you will, although I will freely admit that such a phrase strikes me as cheesy.

There is a war against separation in our culture. People have taken the idea of "America as a melting pot" and ran farther with it than Forrest Gump ever ran in his life. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not the kind of guy that advocates keeping everything separate. Just to head off all the haters in advance, please let me say the following:

I am not a racist. I live in a house with two Kenyans. I am the minority in my house. English is not the number one spoken language at home - Swahili is (specifically, the kikuyu dialect). The separation of races is not the issue here.

So what is the issue? Simply this: ideas that were once separate are now melded together or ignored completely. There are five areas of separation under fire in American culture today that I will do my best to describe. In this post I will discuss the first four and introduce the fifth. I will discuss the fifth in my next post, whenever that may be. The first separation:

Good and evil

There are those in America who wish to dispel the notion of good and evil. According to them, there is no such thing as good and evil. The only evil is to acknowledge evil, or worse, fight against evil. Here's why they think that:

If you acknowledge that there is evil in the world, then you must fight it. It makes no sense to allow evil to continue if it is in your power to eliminate it. However, if you do not wish to fight, then this presents a very problematic situation. On the one hand, there is evil in the world, but on the other hand, you don't really care to fight against it. How does one solve this dilemma?

If you do not wish to fight, simply remove the reason for fighting. If you remove your reasons for fighting wars, then you are free to pursue your life as you wish to pursue it without this pesky idea that it is up to you to fix what is wrong in the world.

(I would like to quickly acknowledge Jason, here, and his amazing contribution in this regard as he serves as an officer on board our fighting fleet. For those of us who still choose to recognize evil in the world, we will also recognize those who fight it. Jason is one of those who fights. God bless you, sir, and may peace and safety be yours always.)

Thus, the anti-Jasons of the world choose not to recognize the evils of their day, and instead adopt a postmodern attitude about the whole good v. evil debate, which is this: there is no such thing as good and evil, just vague perceptions about who or what may or may not fall in such metaphysical categories. This attitude is most succinctly summed up in the oft-quoted phrase "one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter."

I'm reminded of an ancient Greek word that describes that sentiment, and that word is "hogwash." Okay, so it's not ancient Greek, but it still applies. There is good in this world. There is evil in this world. For the sake of the one, we must recognize the other. If we recognize the other, we must fight it. Go fight the good fight. Don't delude yourself into thinking that evil doesn't exist. Evil is out there. Go pay a visit to Charles Manson if you have any doubts.

(By the way, a note to any dissenters that may or may not be inclined to post a reply - if you think you're clever by turning my good v. evil argument around and grouping me in the evil category, just remember that you're not very clever. Or original. Just FYI.)

Pure and profane

The second separation is that between what is pure and what is profane. If you don't understand what I mean, let me assure you that this is a very simple distinction and I will simultaneously argue my point and clarify the issue as follows:

The ubiquity of cursing in America is a sign of the war against the idea that there is that which is pure, and that which is profane. The once-upon-a-time standard in America dictated that profanity had no place in the publice forum. That standard has been lost (along with several others). The use of profanity in public and even on TV has ballooned in recent years. One can stand in line at the grocery store and hear people behind them swearing as part of a normal conversation. It's gotten bad enough that the F-word is used as an adjective in the present progressive as an additive to virtually any part of speech available to the English-speaking world. Last month as I was traveling, I enjoyed a six hour layover in Chicago during which I walked from Union Station to the Shedd Aquarium on the shore of Lake Michigan. One way was about 3.5 miles, and I lost count of the number of people I passed who used curse words. Go read Rolling Stone magazine. Those guys don't hold back at all.

For those of you who use profanity - don't display your lack of intelligence. If you swear, you obviously don't know how to communicate your thoughts in a descriptive, intelligent manner, so you resort to vulgarity. Go read the dictionary and find some more vocabulary to use. You will come across much smarter in the world, I promise.

Man and God

"God is man, and man is God."
-Marx and Engels

"God is dead."
-Nietzsche

We have somehow come up with the idea that God is not a real entity in the sense that He operates independently of man (when I say man, I mean "mankind," so before anybody freaks out, just be aware of that little distinction, if you will). What is really going on here?

Everyone who advocates the "man is God" position is showing an attitude of arrogance and superiority the likes of which is heretofore undocumented in the history of wisdom literature. Pretty much this: "Every culture of wisdom before me was wrong and stupid, and I am right. There is no god and it is silly and unintellectual to believe the opposite."

For anybody who has any sort of beginner's knowledge about theology, God is not as easily explained away as all that. However, because it's getting late and I am getting somewhat tired of typing, I will let you investigate the theological implications of this "man is God" idea and instead argue my point my means of counter-questioning.

To all of you who say "man is God," or that there is no God, I would like to ask the following questions:

1. How do you know? Do you know because somebody else said so? That's an awfully weighty thing to say based simply on what somebody else said. Or do you know because you've thought it out yourself? Have you ever been wrong about something before? Of course you have. I hope to God you're not wrong about this one. Besides, logic and reason (properly followed) lead right to God's doorstep. Read Part 1 of C.S. Lewis' Mere Christianity.

2. If you're right, then why does it even matter? If God is merely a figment of man's imagination, then why are you even bothering to change the mind of someone who is following a non-existent entity? If following God brings them happiness, why can't you just leave well enough alone? Who cares if you think that this new revelation will bring them some sort of intellectual freedom - if they are happy and content, and if there is no God, then what does it even matter?

3. What if you're wrong? Let's say Rupert says there is a God. Jacob says that man is God (the equivalent of saying that there is no God). Consider the following:

If Jacob is right and there is no God, then nothing matters. Jacob and Rupert both die and nothing happens. They go to the grave and that's it.

If Rupert is right and there is a God, then Jacob is in big trouble. When Jacob and Rupert die, Rupert's got the afterlife made for him, and Jacob has some serious explaining to do to the God he thought was a fantasy. (As a matter of propriety, I hereby choose to end this scenario before the concept of hell is introduced. That's a discussion for another day.)

Man and animal

Because we have been taught that man is simply the latest evolutionary trend and in no way higher or different from the animals outside of a biological context, we as a culture have naturally drawn the corollary that man is merely another animal, on par with any other animal that has developed as a result of the proverbial amoeba that crawled out of the prebiotic goop. And yet we are surprised and indignant when the kids in our schools harm each other. I'm not talking about a couple of boys getting into a fight on the playground; that's just what boys do. What I mean here is exemplified in the Columbine shootings in 1999. On the day that he and his friend killed 19 students plus one teacher, Eric Harris wore a t-shirt that said "NATURAL SELECTION." If Eric believed that humans were simply animals, then of course he would feel no moral objection to killing his classmates, at least no more than if he had gone deer hunting.

Check out what these teens did to a Mexican immigrant: http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/25/immigrant.killing.ap/index.html

If they are taught that a human being is simply an animal, then why does it matter if you murder somebody? PETA, the foremost and most militant group of animal activists, put a program together a couple of years ago called "Holocaust on Your Plate." PETA members traveled across America displaying pictures of barbecue juxtaposed to pictures of tortured and cremated Jews in the Holocaust. The thesis of this program is that there is no moral difference between barbecuing a chicken in your backyard and cremating a human being in the Holocaust. If you barbecue a chicken, if is just as if you barbecued a person in Auschwitz because humans and chickens are equal moral agents. How stupid is that?

And finally, the last issue of separation I would like to address...

Man and woman

Again, in case anybody has an issue with the fact that I put the word "man" before "woman," I would like you to know that I arbitrarily listed man first in recognition of alphabetical order. I would also like to distinguish that my use of the word "man" in the previous bolded titles is meant as a synonym for "mankind," not the male half of the human race. The fact that I even feel it's necessary to explain idiotic things like that is a sign that some folks out there take offense to just about anything.

Anyway, if you wish to see my thoughts on the difference between men and women, please read my Treatise about that subject that is archived on the left. What I wish to say about it is that men and women are, in fact, different, and I mean in more ways than just physiologically.

However, there are some in our culture today who wish to erase that notion of difference, which is a dangerous thing. I'm going to skip all of the fluff and get straight to the point:

If there is no difference between men and women, then we are interchangeable. And if we are interchangeable, then there is nothing that a man can do that a woman can't and vice versa. Also, if there is no difference, then it does not matter with whom one has sex. And that, my friends, is the basis for the call of legitimacy for homosexuality. If men and women are the same, then the sex of the person you have sex with is of no relevance or importance.

As I said before, I am going to expound on the idea of homosexuality in my next installment. Please feel free to comment about the material thus far, but if you are inclined to do so, please observe some degree of respect and decency. I am not a Nazi any more than you are.

Grace and peace be unto you!

Monday, October 22, 2007

Mike Huckabee CAN divide by zero.

Chuck Norris has announced his endorsement of Huckabee in an editorial on WorldNetDaily.

The campaign also set a goal of raising $200,000 this month and they have already exceeded that goal with over $250,000 in contributions (with 9 days left to go). All this on the heels of Huckabee's impressive performance at the Values Voters conference makes for a pretty good weekend.

Additionally, any Huckabee opponents must now be worried about a roundhouse kick coming out of nowhere.

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Out of My League

The song that accompanies the Jim and Pam montage I posted a couple of days ago is "Out of My League" by Stephen Speaks. If you haven't played the video yet, I would recommend it because this is an absolutely beautiful song (and the video itself is good too). If you are interested in purchasing the song, or listening to other works by this artist, you can do so on http://www.isound.com/.

I normally use Napster, but the iSound site was the only place I could find this song. I was pleasantly surprised to find that it is DRM-free and the track was still only 99 cents.

Good News out of Iowa for Huckabee

Story: http://www.mikehuckabee.com/index.cfm?FuseAction=NewsRoom.PressRelease&ID=295

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Saturday, October 06, 2007

Escapism and PB&J

I posted a Scrubs video a few days ago and mentioned that there might be some forthcoming posts on Scrubs. This post will be about a comedy currently on NBC, but it isn't about Scrubs. I still would like to discuss Scrubs at some point, but this post will focus on The Office.

Like Scrubs, The Office is an absolutely hilarious show. It is not just the humor, though, that makes this show one of my favorite shows on TV, it is the appeal of the characters and their interactions. Scrubs is a much deeper show and tackles emotional issues deftly without compromising its comedic nature, but ironically I am much more emotionally invested in The Office. That is what I'd like to discuss in today's post.

A quality which I believe is integral to good entertainment is its ability to allow its consumer to indulge in some harmless escapism, to suspend disbelief and identify with the characters and fictional environment as if it were real. We need this occasional escape from reality as a respite from the stress and tribulations of our real life. Obviously, too much escapism is harmful (completely replacing reality with fantasy makes your life contingent on the whims of whoever created the fantasy world) but the regular person, I believe, benefits from the 30 minutes a week of their favorite or reading a good book before going to bed.

(Please note that in the last paragraph I said enter and not art. I believe that works can occasionally be both, but I don't believe that escapism is an integral, or even necessarily desirable, component of art. Art, I think, should exalt the values and beauty we see around us in real life. It can take place in a fantastical setting, but it should have relevance that is apparent even to those viewers who aren't looking for it.)

The Office is one of my favorite shows because it succeeds in providing this escapism. A friend and I, watching the final episode of the second series, literally cheered when Jim and Pam finally kissed. The fact that they are now, finally, dating brings me genuine happiness. I know they are not real, but the quality of the show makes it easy to suspend disbelief and identify with them. In the real world, too many people get hurt or are lonely. Too many “Pam”s stay with jerks like Roy and too many nice guys like Jim must suffer from unrequited love alone (which, I think, must be one of the worst possible feelings to endure). It allows us to temporarily enter a world where your co-workers may be quirky, but at the end of the day they are all friends. It allows us to enter the world where a horrible boss, Michael Scott (who would have been fired long ago in the real world), is a source of comic relief to his employees, rather than frustration or fear. Even in the midst of his craziest schemes, Michael is almost always motivated by good, if terribly misguided, intentions...which is more than one can say for everyone in the real world.

I realize that by writing this I run the serious risk of portraying myself as an obsessive fan of the show. It certainly is possible that I am, but I don't think that is the case. I also risk portraying myself as someone who needs escapism because of an unhappy life and I know that this is not the case. I have a wonderful wife, whom I love very much, great family, great friends, and too many other blessings to count. Even so, the world is not perfect and I enjoy being able to escape occasionally to a world where the imperfections can be a source of humor rather than sadness...and where true love conquers all. So thank you to the creators of The Office, I will likely never meet you but your show has brought me humor and happiness. For that, I am appreciative.

I have posted three video clips from The Office below (the first is from the end of season one, the second is from the end of season three, and the third is a Jim and Pam montage created by someone).

By the way, if any NBC executives are reading this and are looking to pay someone for writing favorably about their comedies I take Discover card or Schrute bucks. I post this videos in the hopes that any readers who haven't watched this show will consider doing so and to illustrate the point of this post.

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Jim and Pam- Out of My League

The Office - Season 3 Finale (Last scene)

The Office Kiss

Friday, October 05, 2007

Huckabee Gains in Polls

Story: http://www.redstate.com/blogs/mediahawk/2007/oct/05/mike_huckabee_continues_to_make_impressive_gains_in_state_and_national_opinion_polls

Hopefully Huckabee can sustain this momentum despite what looks to be a disappointing 3rd quarter of fundraising.

If you'd like to help Huckabee, his website now has a sign up form for volunteers: http://www.mikehuckabee.com/index.cfm?FuseAction=GetInvolved.Volunteer

Of course, if you don't have time to volunteer you can always make a financial contribution as well: https://www.mikehuckabee.com/index.cfm?FuseAction=Contribute.Home

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

More Than A Feeling Scrubs Style

I forgot to add in the previous post that my favorite rendition of Boston's classic song "More than a Feeling" has to be this performance by the Cool Cats.


Update: I had Scrubs on tonight while I was working on research and this episode was one of the two aired...a nice coincidence. For any of you who haven't watched the show, I can't recommend it highly enough. In fact, you might see a Scrubs-themed post (or two) here in the future.

Is Support for Huckabee "More Than A Feeling"

Huckabee played bass guitar with local group "Mama Kicks" and Barry Goudreau, from the band Boston, in Londonberry, NH. Read the full story here.

Monday, October 01, 2007

Simple Steps that Make a Difference

I have decided to start a new series that will be posted simultaneously on this blog and Patriotic News from the Ozarks. The series will be titled, as you can probably guess from this post's title, "Simple Steps that Make a Difference". I realize that this isn't the most creative series name, however as the focus of this series is on simplicity, I believe that a straightforward title is the most appropriate.

This series is based on the belief that most people really would like to make a positive difference in their community, but they also often face obstacles in doing so. This series is designed to offer tips on simple things we can do in our everyday lives to help. This steps aren't designed to supplant charity work or donations, but simply to provide additional opportunities to make contributions. Without further ado, here we go:

Simple Step #1: "Target" better schools while you shop.

If you ever shop at Target (as I do, since there is one right across the street from my apartment) you might find this tip helpful. Target offers its own charge card called the REDcard.
This in itself is not noteworthy, but what is noteworthy is their Take Charge of Education program that they offer in conjunction with the REDcard. With this program, you can designate a school of your choice and Target will donate one percent of all that you charge at Target to your school. One percent may not seem like much, but if you are going to spend the money anyway you might as well have one percent go towards education (at no additional cost to you).

For example, I have selected my old elementary school (Wanda Gray) for my account. You can view on the Target website how many people have selected each school and how much Target has donated. So far this year Target has donated $3,167 to Wanda Gray with only 87 people have designated it as their school, you can see the data here.

Now, I am hesitant about advocating any credit cards with the debt problem that faces many Americans today, but this is a different situation. You can use the Target card to pay for your purchase, then stop by the service desk on your way out and pay off your balance so you don't ever have to encounter interest rates. The only cost to you is the short period of time it takes to pay off your balance on your way out and the potential reward to society is significant.

Again, it may not seem like 1% of your purchases is much, but what if everyone adopted this simple step? In 2006 Target's revenue from sales was $57,878,000,000 (according to their annual report), just think if everyone who shopped at Target adopted this approach then about $578,780,000 would be donated to our schools annually at the cost of only minutes per shopper.

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